| I'm bored, so heres a silly email I got from Taylor...made me wonder a wee bit!! ooH mY!
Have Ya Ever Wondered?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt & think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all the Acme products, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the
shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a 's' in it?
And who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my.
Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
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| I ran up the door and closed the stairs,
Said my pj's and put on my prayers,
I turned off the bed and crawled into the light,
All because you kissed me goodnight!
Next morning I woke up and scrambled my shoes,
Picked up my eggs and toasted the news,
I couldn't tell my left from my right,
All because you kissed me goodnight!
That evening at last I felt normal again,
So I picked up my mother and called the phone,
I spoke to the puppy and threw Dad a bone,
Even at midnight the sun was still bright,
All because you kissed me goodnight! |
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